Thursday, April 30, 2009
More Quilt Diva-ing
Ode to a mammogram ~unknown author
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,
and give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
and protected them by law...
Guarded them very carefully,
and always wore a bra.
After 30 years of careful care,
The doctor found a lump.
He ordered up a mammogram,
to look inside that clump.
Stand up very close, she said
as she got my t*t in line.
And tell me when it hurts, she said
Ah yes, there, that's just fine!
She stepped upon a pedal...
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate was pressing down...
My boob was in a vice!
My skin was stretched-n-stretched
From way up by my chin,
And my poor t*t was being squashed
to Swedish pancake thin!
Excruciating pain I felt.
Within it's vice-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless t*t!
Take a deep breath, she said to me.
Who does she think she's kidding?
My chest is smashed in her machine,
I can't breathe, woozy I'm getting!
There, that was good, I heard her say
As the room was slowly swaying.
Now let's get the other one
Lord, have mercy, I was praying!
It squeezed me from the up and down.
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet she's never had this done
to her tender little hide!
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now....
If there had been a cyst in there,
it would have popped, ker-pow!
This machine was made by man,
Of this I have no doubt..
. I'd like to get his b_ll's in there,
For months he'd go without!
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,
and give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
and protected them by law...
Guarded them very carefully,
and always wore a bra.
After 30 years of careful care,
The doctor found a lump.
He ordered up a mammogram,
to look inside that clump.
Stand up very close, she said
as she got my t*t in line.
And tell me when it hurts, she said
Ah yes, there, that's just fine!
She stepped upon a pedal...
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate was pressing down...
My boob was in a vice!
My skin was stretched-n-stretched
From way up by my chin,
And my poor t*t was being squashed
to Swedish pancake thin!
Excruciating pain I felt.
Within it's vice-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless t*t!
Take a deep breath, she said to me.
Who does she think she's kidding?
My chest is smashed in her machine,
I can't breathe, woozy I'm getting!
There, that was good, I heard her say
As the room was slowly swaying.
Now let's get the other one
Lord, have mercy, I was praying!
It squeezed me from the up and down.
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet she's never had this done
to her tender little hide!
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now....
If there had been a cyst in there,
it would have popped, ker-pow!
This machine was made by man,
Of this I have no doubt..
. I'd like to get his b_ll's in there,
For months he'd go without!
As summer gets closer I get a new do.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
The downtown Augusta Loft Tours.
We are part of the downtown Augusta Loft tours this weekend. It is Friday May 1st from 5-9pm and Saturday May 2nd from 12-5pm.
So, come on downtown and check out urban living.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Taking a chance Drew does not read my blog.
The back is almost a pretty as the front. I love this fabric and am happy I got to use it on the back of his quilt.
Look what Robert got finished while I was in South Carolina.
A warm hug for a tough day.
My sister is home and recovering well.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Quilt Diva-ing at the shop.
After the shop was closed on Friday Marie, Jennifer and I worked on our "Quilt Diva" quilts and had a blast!
Friday, April 24, 2009
That didn't take long.
Robert continues to work on the ceiling.
Robert, continues to get some work done on the ceiling. It is amazing to me what a difference it makes. It seems I had gotten used to the drywall being up there. This is second to last major project on the apartment. It looks great honey, thanks!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Grace Like Rain.
This song has been stuck in my head and heart the last couple days. But I couldn't find it, because I didn't know the title or the artist. So, this morning when I was listening to Pandora Satelite Radio....it came on and I was able to look it up.
Thanks, Lord.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcGJb-mPMmg
Thanks, Lord.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcGJb-mPMmg
Saturday, April 18, 2009
More work getting done on the apartment....
Here's what Robert worked on today. The ceiling in the kitchen. We wanted to put tin up in the kitchen, but tin is very pricey, so we opted for wood. It looks great, I love it, and can't wait to see it when it is finished!
My Happy Place.........
So, sometimes we quilters and lovers of fabric just need to be in a quilt shop where we feel loved and welcomed and can touch some fabrics.......It is our "happy place." Well Jennifer found these cups and so I thought I would take some pictures of our happy place.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Quilt Shop turnover!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Beach Diva Fabric!
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Yea, my new iphone!
So, Robert gave me a gift certificate for an iphone for Christmas. I waited until this weekend to redeem it. Megan was ready to go from a palm and a phone to just one thing. And, my current phone service contract was up so off to ATT&T we went.
However, things did not go as smooth as I thought it would, because you cannot redeem the apple gift card accept at an apple store. Well several phone calls to apple later Megan and i both have iphones and are happy.
Merry Christmas to me.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Check us out WJBF!
Hey all we were on Channel 6 on Thursday for Play through downtown. We are excited and thankful to be a part of this game. Come by and guess how many buttons we have in our "tee".
http://www.wjbf.com/jbf/news/state_regional/georgia/article/patrons_head_downtown_to_golf_through_the_city/12485/
Look, like i can't figure out how to make it a link. So, you will have to cut and paste it.
http://www.wjbf.com/jbf/news/state_regional/georgia/article/patrons_head_downtown_to_golf_through_the_city/12485/
Look, like i can't figure out how to make it a link. So, you will have to cut and paste it.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
The Blue and White fabric is in....
and a lot of it has gone flying out of the shop!
This is the Cambridge Square Collection. I ordered it in the blue and white and the tan and brown. It is a lovely collection.

It is also Quest for a Cure, which is great. I had a woman come in and buy 3 yard from each of the blue bolts and the all of the big blue and white floral. Yea! I can't wait to see what she does with it!
This is the Cambridge Square Collection. I ordered it in the blue and white and the tan and brown. It is a lovely collection.
It is also Quest for a Cure, which is great. I had a woman come in and buy 3 yard from each of the blue bolts and the all of the big blue and white floral. Yea! I can't wait to see what she does with it!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Getting ready for the Loft tours.
Quilts hung by my sewing machine...
*sigh*
We still have some stuff to do, but this gave us a kick in the bumm to at least get started.
We still have some stuff to do, but this gave us a kick in the bumm to at least get started.
Monday, April 6, 2009
A Weekend of quilting.
Beth came this weekend and we quilted three quilts that she had pieced. They were lots of fun to quilt.
This one is a beautiful picture quilt of Katelyn.
This one is a beautiful picture quilt of Katelyn.
This one is a block of the month that we finished last year and are just now getting it quilted. I made her do this one in batiks and the floral one as well! hmm, i don't think she has finished the floral one.
This one in grays and black was lots of fun to quilt as well. The quilting really shows up on the back. I do love the swirl echos.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Look what we found hiding in the shop.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Counting buttons.
We are participating in "Play through downtown"
It is in honor of Masters week. We have a tee that is filled with an item related to our shop. In our case buttons. The participants have to go to 9 out of 18 holes and guess how many items are in the tee. The closest to par wins some great gifts.
Here we are counting lots and lots of buttons!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Yea, for swirls.
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